Oxy-Morons

Girl One - "I want to be really skinny... Like a supermodel... But with, like, hourglass curves... You know?"

Girl Two - "Yeah totally!"


Well... I don't know about anyone else, but I need Girl Two to explain it to me... Cause, like... I totally don't understand, hey...

Have you had your daily dose?

"He told me I taste like a Vitamin C!"


A heavily fake tanned teenage girl possibly learning that colouring yourself orange can have adverse side-effects. Though I think she's dragging the good name of Vitamin C through the mud. (Ok... Ok... I know that isn't what the "he" would have been referring to... But a brain can't help but make the connection!)

Jailbait

"Where are all the hot chicks?"

"School must have gone back or somethin'..."



Two thirty-something tradies... Saying a mouthful while grabbing a bite.

Androgeny

"I want to be the sort of lesbian where you can't tell that I'm a girl. Like... People wouldn't know."


A kid who looks about 15 years old... Who (in all honesty) I really did think was a boy!! So... You know... Good job, kid!

Ghett-toes

Date: July 14 2010
Venue: Charlestown Square Food Court


"Goodness, just look there!" "Sorry dear?" "Her feet, all painted up... It's unsightly!"

Two old ladies eating donuts and discussing my red-light district pedicure. At least my toenails aren't the colour of CHEESE you bitter old bags! Oh and thank you for whispering for my benefit.

Sibling Chivalry

Date: July 14 2010
Venue: Charlestown Square Food Court
















"I think that I'll be the hot one, you'll be the smart one and Lizzie will be the cute one... But not cause she's hot, cause she's small. Don't you think?"

A tween talking to her two younger sisters about their future roles in the family. I wish I'd thought of that and got it all squared out early on. Sister! SSSSSIIIISSSTTTEEEERRRRR!

Friday Special: Two for the price of one!

Date: July 12
Venue: Charlestown Square Food Court

"Why the fuck are there ALWAYS so many rangas here?"

Two twenty-something males, one of which has clearly coloured his once ginger hair black.

"I can't believe she keeps choosing Edward! Jacob is WAY hotter hey..."

The kids are keeping it alt.

You just don't GET IT. Ok?

Date: July 7 2010
Venue: Charlestown Square Food Court



















"God mum! Don't try to act like you GET fashion, ok? It's fashionable to have your bras show through your shirts now, sorry it's not the seventies anymore!"

Ummm... I'm not sure a seventies parent would object, unless the objection was simply to wearing a bra at all.

As if...

Date: July 7 2010
Venue: Charlestown Square Food Court



















"As if I'd want to fuck her, what a stupid, flat-haired bitch!"

From a 15-ish year old boy with hair that laughs in the face of gravity