Overheard In The Food Court
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Oxy-Morons
Girl One - "I want to be really skinny... Like a supermodel... But with, like, hourglass curves... You know?"
Girl Two - "Yeah totally!"
Well... I don't know about anyone else, but I need Girl Two to explain it to me... Cause, like... I totally don't understand, hey...
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Have you had your daily dose?
"He told me I taste like a Vitamin C!"
A heavily fake tanned teenage girl possibly learning that colouring yourself orange can have adverse side-effects. Though I think she's dragging the good name of Vitamin C through the mud. (Ok... Ok... I know that isn't what the "he" would have been referring to... But a brain can't help but make the connection!)
Monday, July 19, 2010
Jailbait
Sunday, July 18, 2010
Androgeny
Ghett-toes
Date: July 14 2010
Venue: Charlestown Square Food Court
"Goodness, just look there!" "Sorry dear?" "Her feet, all painted up... It's unsightly!"
Two old ladies eating donuts and discussing my red-light district pedicure. At least my toenails aren't the colour of CHEESE you bitter old bags! Oh and thank you for whispering for my benefit.
Venue: Charlestown Square Food Court
"Goodness, just look there!" "Sorry dear?" "Her feet, all painted up... It's unsightly!"
Two old ladies eating donuts and discussing my red-light district pedicure. At least my toenails aren't the colour of CHEESE you bitter old bags! Oh and thank you for whispering for my benefit.
Sibling Chivalry
Date: July 14 2010
Venue: Charlestown Square Food Court
"I think that I'll be the hot one, you'll be the smart one and Lizzie will be the cute one... But not cause she's hot, cause she's small. Don't you think?"
A tween talking to her two younger sisters about their future roles in the family. I wish I'd thought of that and got it all squared out early on. Sister! SSSSSIIIISSSTTTEEEERRRRR!
Venue: Charlestown Square Food Court
"I think that I'll be the hot one, you'll be the smart one and Lizzie will be the cute one... But not cause she's hot, cause she's small. Don't you think?"
A tween talking to her two younger sisters about their future roles in the family. I wish I'd thought of that and got it all squared out early on. Sister! SSSSSIIIISSSTTTEEEERRRRR!
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